I came across some actual blunders made by job seekers in Reader's Digest.. they're hilarious!
- I am sure you have looked through several resumes with the same information about work experience, education, and references. I am not going to give you any of that stuff.
- My mother delivered me without anaesthesia, so I have an IQ of 146 and can therefore learn anything.
- I realize that my total lack of appropriate experience may concern those considering me for employment.
- I have integrity, so I will not steal office supplies and take them home.
- Please don't regard my 14 positions as job-hopping. I never once quit a job.
- I'm attacking my CV for your review.
- I realized that my resume is no longer exemplary thanks to my family destroying the computer file.
- Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.
- Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from you shorty!
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4 comments:
look who's back in the world of blogging!!! :D :D :D And with a hilarious post!! Way to go girlie!
Keep writing :)
Thank you :) Btw the previous post is the only one you haven't commented on.. haha :P
CV for attacking ! hehe , loved that one :)
HEY! :D
I realize that my total lack of appropriate experience may concern those considering me for employment.
I swear, I've written stuff like this in my resumes. Not in those same words, but still. Same message. Honesty is the best policy, right? :P
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